Saturday, December 16, 2017

The Day Andrew Scheer's Creepy Smile Fell Off

There is something very disturbing about this picture of Andrew Scheer, taken on the last day before Parliament adjourned for the holidays.

As he stares at Justin Trudeau with his creepy smile missing, and a strange almost crazed look in his eyes.

But then who can blame him? 

He attacked Trudeau like a rabid beast for months. He blew hot air out of every orifice until they were all glowing red.

Only to get absolutely nowhere.

Donald Trump and the Forbidden Words

We know that Donald Trump likes to imagine himself as a Great Leader, commanding his Alt-Right forces to victory, over the decent and the different.

We know he wants to torch the planet, and anything Barack Obama ever built...

We know that he is almost certainly mentally ill, and could set the world on fire as early as tomorrow.

But now he's playing Big Brother, and it may be his scariest role EVER.

Friday, December 15, 2017

Stephen Harper, Pierre Poilievre, and the Great Terrorist Scam

It's easy to forget the past, in the age of Trump, when the truth is so easily buried under a daily avalanche of excrement and insanity.

But two years ago, at this same dark time of the year, a desperate Stephen Harper was about to launch his Great War on Terror.

It had just been a few months since a gunman had stormed Parliament Hill, Harper thought he could use the fear card to scare Canadians into giving him another Glorious Majority.

And he wasn't about to let facts get in the way, or take no for an answer.

So when Justin Trudeau suggested we should examine the root causes of terrorism, Harper ridiculed him and accused Trudeau of "committing sociology." 

While his yapping minion Pierre Poilievre continued to proudly proclaim that the root cause of terrorism is TERRORISTS!!!!

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Roy Moore and the Rise of the Resistance

As you may know, the religious fanatic, and homophobic pervert Roy Moore rode a horse to the polls on the day of his Waterloo.

And the horse was not amused.

And who can blame the poor Sassy?

For anyone who rides like that deserves to be thrown to the ground, or arrested by the SPCA.

But while Moore did end up badly, and looking like a horse's ass.

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Donald Trump and the Miracle in Alabama

As you know, I didn't think that Doug Jones, the Democratic candidate for Senator, had much of a chance of defeating the homophobic Bible thumping pervert Roy Moore.

Not in backward Alabama, where ignorance is a virtue, religion is a weapon, and inbreeding is a major problem.

In fact, I had already started working on my campaign to boycott that state.

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Andrew Scheer's Long Night of Humiliation

As you know Andrew Scheer has been looking a little desperate recently. 

And who can blame him?

Ever since he became leader of the Harper Party he has thrown everything but the kitchen sink at Justin Trudeau.

He has all but called Trudeau a crook, and a traitor. He has accused him of being soft on ISIS. He has tried to smear or Schmear him in every possible way, aided and abetted by our shabby Con media.

But it's just not working. His polls are stuck in neutral, the more Canadians know him the less they like or trust him.

And after last night he must be a LOT desperate.

Monday, December 11, 2017

Donald Trump and the Rise of the Roypublicans

Tomorrow, people in Alabama will vote to decide whether they want to make the religious fanatic, homophobic maniac, and alleged pedophile pervert Roy Moore, their newest Senator.

Polls show that Moore has a five point lead over his Democratic opponent Doug Jones. And it being Alabama, a backward state if ever there was one, I fully expect him to win.

But I have to admit that I wouldn't be THAT disappointed. 

Sunday, December 10, 2017

American Maniac: Inside the Trump White House

I always knew that a close look at Donald Trump's White House, and the court of the Orange Emperor, would be a deeply disturbing experience. 

I just didn't know how bad or how crazy it could get. 

But now a team of writers from the New York Times has done that, and it's a real horror show.

Even worse than I had imagined...

Saturday, December 09, 2017

How Might A Nuclear War With North Korea Unfold?

Well I'm glad to see that the U.S. and South Korea have ended a massive military exercise without the North Koreans declaring war on them.

The US doubled down on provocative bomber flights near the border with North Korea this week, at the same time as Pyongyang asked when, not if, war would break out.

But there can be no doubt that the situation on the Korean peninsula is getting more more and more dangerous.

The Sheer Desperation of Andrew Scheer

Andrew Scheer isn't smiling as much as he used to these days, as he tries one thing after the other to make himself more popular.

And destroy Justin Trudeau.

But even with the help of his Mini-Me, Hamish Marshall from The Rebel, it's all going horribly wrong.