Saturday, December 16, 2017

The Day Andrew Scheer's Creepy Smile Fell Off

There is something very disturbing about this picture of Andrew Scheer, taken on the last day before Parliament adjourned for the holidays.

As he stares at Justin Trudeau with his creepy smile missing, and a strange almost crazed look in his eyes.

But then who can blame him? 

He attacked Trudeau like a rabid beast for months. He blew hot air out of every orifice until they were all glowing red.

Only to get absolutely nowhere.

Donald Trump and the Forbidden Words

We know that Donald Trump likes to imagine himself as a Great Leader, commanding his Alt-Right forces to victory, over the decent and the different.

We know he wants to torch the planet, and anything Barack Obama ever built...

We know that he is almost certainly mentally ill, and could set the world on fire as early as tomorrow.

But now he's playing Big Brother, and it may be his scariest role EVER.

Friday, December 15, 2017

Stephen Harper, Pierre Poilievre, and the Great Terrorist Scam

It's easy to forget the past, in the age of Trump, when the truth is so easily buried under a daily avalanche of excrement and insanity.

But two years ago, at this same dark time of the year, a desperate Stephen Harper was about to launch his Great War on Terror.

It had just been a few months since a gunman had stormed Parliament Hill, Harper thought he could use the fear card to scare Canadians into giving him another Glorious Majority.

And he wasn't about to let facts get in the way, or take no for an answer.

So when Justin Trudeau suggested we should examine the root causes of terrorism, Harper ridiculed him and accused Trudeau of "committing sociology." 

While his yapping minion Pierre Poilievre continued to proudly proclaim that the root cause of terrorism is TERRORISTS!!!!

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Roy Moore and the Rise of the Resistance

As you may know, the religious fanatic, and homophobic pervert Roy Moore rode a horse to the polls on the day of his Waterloo.

And the horse was not amused.

And who can blame the poor Sassy?

For anyone who rides like that deserves to be thrown to the ground, or arrested by the SPCA.

But while Moore did end up badly, and looking like a horse's ass.

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Donald Trump and the Miracle in Alabama

As you know, I didn't think that Doug Jones, the Democratic candidate for Senator, had much of a chance of defeating the homophobic Bible thumping pervert Roy Moore.

Not in backward Alabama, where ignorance is a virtue, religion is a weapon, and inbreeding is a major problem.

In fact, I had already started working on my campaign to boycott that state.

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Andrew Scheer's Long Night of Humiliation

As you know Andrew Scheer has been looking a little desperate recently. 

And who can blame him?

Ever since he became leader of the Harper Party he has thrown everything but the kitchen sink at Justin Trudeau.

He has all but called Trudeau a crook, and a traitor. He has accused him of being soft on ISIS. He has tried to smear or Schmear him in every possible way, aided and abetted by our shabby Con media.

But it's just not working. His polls are stuck in neutral, the more Canadians know him the less they like or trust him.

And after last night he must be a LOT desperate.

Monday, December 11, 2017

Donald Trump and the Rise of the Roypublicans

Tomorrow, people in Alabama will vote to decide whether they want to make the religious fanatic, homophobic maniac, and alleged pedophile pervert Roy Moore, their newest Senator.

Polls show that Moore has a five point lead over his Democratic opponent Doug Jones. And it being Alabama, a backward state if ever there was one, I fully expect him to win.

But I have to admit that I wouldn't be THAT disappointed. 

Sunday, December 10, 2017

American Maniac: Inside the Trump White House

I always knew that a close look at Donald Trump's White House, and the court of the Orange Emperor, would be a deeply disturbing experience. 

I just didn't know how bad or how crazy it could get. 

But now a team of writers from the New York Times has done that, and it's a real horror show.

Even worse than I had imagined...

Saturday, December 09, 2017

How Might A Nuclear War With North Korea Unfold?

Well I'm glad to see that the U.S. and South Korea have ended a massive military exercise without the North Koreans declaring war on them.

The US doubled down on provocative bomber flights near the border with North Korea this week, at the same time as Pyongyang asked when, not if, war would break out.

But there can be no doubt that the situation on the Korean peninsula is getting more more and more dangerous.

The Sheer Desperation of Andrew Scheer

Andrew Scheer isn't smiling as much as he used to these days, as he tries one thing after the other to make himself more popular.

And destroy Justin Trudeau.

But even with the help of his Mini-Me, Hamish Marshall from The Rebel, it's all going horribly wrong.

Donald Trump and the Trumpocalypse

It couldn't have been a more sordid, or scary spectacle. Donald Trump addressing a Make America Great Again rally in Pensacola, Florida.

Weaponizing Christmas, and urging his deplorables across the border in Alabama to vote for Roy Moore. 

Because in Trump's rapidly degenerating mind, an old perv who sexually harassed teenage girls is still better than a Democrat. 

And the scary part is that Trump is now in full blown demagogue mode, or out of his mind, so you know what's coming next.

Friday, December 08, 2017

Is Donald Trump Medically Fit To Remain In Office?

It was like the happy part of a nightmare, if you know what I mean. Brief but welcome. 

As I watched Donald Trump set fire to the Middle East. 

Just to pleasure his rabid religious base, and Daddy Big Bucks Sheldon Adelson. 

And of course, to try to distract Americans from all his legal problems.

Trump started slurring his words, and for a moment I thought he was having a stroke.

Thursday, December 07, 2017

Now Can We Call The Cons The Rebel Party?

For months I've been warning that Andrew Scheer aka Schmear or Schmeagol, is a religious fanatic and a right-wing extremist.

And that along with his mini-me Hamish Marshall, is trying to turn the Cons into the Rebel Party.

And now there is more evidence of that.

Wednesday, December 06, 2017

Remembering the Murdered Women of the École Polytechnique.

In Montreal this evening, fourteen rays of light will rise into the sky, one after the other, from the summit of Mount Royal.

So all Montrealers can see them, and remember the fourteen young women who were murdered twenty eight years ago today at the École Polytechnique.

Murdered by a man who hated women.

Tuesday, December 05, 2017

Lisa Raitt, the Scummy Cons, and The Rebel Connection

Lisa Raitt likes to portray herself as a different kind of Con, a cut above the rest of her lowlife colleagues. But don't believe a word she says.

She's as rotten as all the others. 

When she was a minister in the Harper government she told one of her flunkies that cancer was "sexy" only to end up blubbering I'm sorreeeeeee!!! 

And now I wouldn't be surprised if she's blubbering again.

After having inadvertently revealed the six degrees or less of separation between Andrew Scheer's Cons and Ezra Levant's filthy Rebel.

Monday, December 04, 2017

Will Bizarro Trump Start a War This Week?

You don't have to be a psychiatrist to know that Donald Trump is slowly cracking up. 

Or a political scientist to know that he has never been so dangerous.

Mike Flynn's decision to squeal to Robert Mueller, has clearly sent Trump spiralling into the Twilight Zone.

He's been tweeting crazy stuff for days, promoting snuff videos made by some deranged Muslim hating group in Britain. He's been attacking the "fake news." 

Dredging up weird conspiracy theories.

And now he's going after those who would dare to investigate him. 

Sunday, December 03, 2017

Is the CBC Becoming Even More Con?

If you're a progressive in Canada, this is the kind of CBC News panel that can really ruin your day. 

Old, grim, predictable, boring, and as Con as they come.

And like all the other CBC News panels and opinion pages, so totally biased the people's network might as well be a branch of the Con propaganda machine.

As a strong CBC supporter I really didn't think it could get worse.

But sadly I was wrong.

Saturday, December 02, 2017

Did Donald Trump Just Convict Himself?

Even though Donald Trump must be feeling terribly betrayed by Mike Flynn's decision to cooperate with Bob Mueller, and sing like a canary.

As he should, because as I said earlier today, Flynn's testimony could end up sending Trump to the Big House. 

The Orange Oaf was able to stay off Twitter for almost a day, no doubt on the advice of his lawyers.

Only to return a few hours ago, and all but convict HIMSELF.

Michael Flynn and the Unravelling of Donald Trump

Two days after Donald Trump was elected president, Barack Obama warned him not to hire Michael Flynn for any national security job. 

But Trump didn't listen to him, he made Flynn his national security adviser.

And of course now he's sorry. Very sorry. 

President Trump’s former national security adviser, Michael T. Flynn, pleaded guilty on Friday to lying to the F.B.I. about conversations with the Russian ambassador last December, becoming the first senior White House official to cut a cooperation deal in the special counsel’s wide-ranging inquiry into election interference.

Flynn is squealing.

Friday, December 01, 2017

Andrew Scheer's Scary Cons and the Baloney Meter

The more Canadians get to know Andrew Scheer, the more they realize that he wasn't kidding when he said he was Stephen Harper with a smile.

For although that smile is really creepy, and that religious fanatic has the potential to be even more dangerous than Harper.

Not only does Schmear or Schmeagol lie like a thief.

He also loves to play the politics of fear.

When the Porky Pervert Roy Moore Went After Jimmy Kimmel

In the age of Trump, in the darkness of November, it turned out to be an epic confrontation.

Roy Diddler Moore, the religious fanatic and anti-gay maniac, taking on Jimmy Kimmel in a showdown at the Twitter Corral.

It all began when a comedian who works on the Himmel show disrupted one of Moore's speeches, hilariously.

By posing as one of Moore's supporters.

And pretending to defend him from a heckler.

Thursday, November 30, 2017

Has Donald Trump Gone Stark Raving Mad?

We've always known that Donald Trump is a virulent racist, and that strange and dirty things swirl around in his head.

And in the last few days he has been teetering on the edge of the abyss, with his tweets becoming more and bizarre.

Or more and more deranged,

But now he has finally exceeded the last bounds of sanity and decency.

And is being accused of going stark raving mad.

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Justin Trudeau and the LGBT Apology

When I heard that Justin Trudeau was going to deliver an apology to LGBT Canadians  I arranged to get the day off.

I wanted to watch all the speeches, and hear what the survivors had to say about those dark times when gay people had no rights, and were treated like criminals.

But I wasn't sure how I might react. 

Would I be moved like Justin? Or would I explode with anger at those stories of injustice? 

So when I finally watched the speeches yesterday I was surprised by my reaction...

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Andrew Scheer and the Women's Vote

Andrew Scheer's call for freedom of speech on all university campuses, or else, is still up on all Con websites. 

But it's looking a little tattered, and so is Scheer.

After his clumsy attempt to use the case of that teaching assistant at Sir Wilfrid Laurier university, as yet another wedge issue with which to attack Justin Trudeau.

Only to have that absurd controversy first fizzle.

And then blow up in his face....

Monday, November 27, 2017

Has Rex Murphy Finally Left the CBC?

For years I have tried to avoid watching the CBC National on Thursdays so as to avoid the At Issue panel.

For it was always a Con clown show under Big Daddy Mansbridge, and judging from what I've seen so far, will remain that way under the very Con-friendly Rosemary Barton.

A horror show of dead pundits walking, the Rue Morgue of journalism. Hopelessly out of touch with the new generation. And still as Con as they come.

But at least there's one thing apparently gone from the National, that I won't miss at all.

Something small, but also big, and loud, and definitely very annoying.

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Can Science Turn Conservatives Into Liberals?

Ever since my days at McGill, I've been interested in studying the brains of Cons, to try to determine what makes them so dumb and so bestial.

And for years I've known that what sets those brains apart from those of normal people is the size of the amygdala, or fear gland.  

Peering inside the brain with MRI scans, researchers at University College London found that self-described conservative students had a larger amygdala than liberals. The amygdala is an almond-shaped structure deep in the brain that is active during states of fear and anxiety.

Which in a stressful moment can turn them into fearful creatures, or quivering cowards.

Saturday, November 25, 2017

The Day Andrew Scheer Was Impaled On His Own Petard

Andrew Scheer tries so hard to hide his religious fanaticism behind a facade of normality.

And a creepy smile that seems almost screwed or glued on to his face.

But something always give him away. 

Like the way he went after Justin Trudeau for defending Julie Payette.

Or his burning obsession with punishing universities for failing to live up to his idea of free speech.

Friday, November 24, 2017

Donald Trump's Sad and Scary Thanksgiving

As you probably know, yesterday Americans celebrated their Thanksgiving or Turkey Day. And sadly, there was at first glance, very little to give thanks for this year.

Although the biggest turkey in the United States, the so-called Orange Oaf, begged to disagree.

Claiming that it was the BEST Thanksgiving EVER.

And strongly suggesting that ALL Americans should thank The Donald for EVERYTHING!!! 

And I mean ALL of them.

Thursday, November 23, 2017

Andrew Scheer's Shameful and Disgusting Alt-Right Day

By now it should be clear that Andrew Scheer and his Rebel campaign manager Hamish Marshall, are turning the Cons into an Alt-Right party.

A party of bigots and misogynists, more Trump-like than Canadian.

And in that regard, yesterday was a banner day. 

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Andrew Scheer's Long Day of the Loser

When we last left Andrew Scheer and his Rebel buddy Hamish Marshall, they were still trying to blame Justin Trudeau for ISIS and its cages.

Only to remind Canadians that Stephen Harper had used that line before, and end up caging themselves.

And now I'm afraid the same thing has happened again.

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

The Day Andrew Scheer Revealed His Inner Harper

Ever since Hamish Marshall left The Rebel to become the Con's new campaign manager, Andrew Scheer has tried hard to please him by attempting to change his image from Mr Rebel groupie to Mr Nice Guy.

But no matter how hard he tries, it's just not him. 

He's not a nice guy, he's a nasty religious fanatic. He was for Brexit for all the wrong reasons. He roots for Donald Trump and Jason Kenney.

And every now and then he reveals who he really is...

Monday, November 20, 2017

Donald Trump's Deeply Disturbing Twitter Weekend

Even by Donald Trump's insanely low standards, his behaviour on Twitter in the last 48 hours couldn't be more deranged and deeply disturbing.

Firing out tweets in every direction as if he was in some fevered frenzy.

Looking and sounding more and more like a maniac.

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Is Donald Trump Losing His Marbles Again?

It's really good to know that the U.S. nuclear commander says he would resist an illegal order from Donald Trump.

The US armed forces could refuse an order from the President to launch a nuclear strike if is deemed illegal, the country's top defence officer has said. 

Air Force General John Hyten, commander of US Strategic Command, said he would reject any order from Donald Trump or any other president if it was not lawful.

And not just because it's reassuring that Trump might not be able to kill us all by hitting the wrong button.

The Great War on Christmas Is With Us Again

Uh oh, don't look now, but it seems that the Great War on Christmas has begun.

And not in the United States where Donald Trump has vowed to save Christmas from the liberals and their happy holidays. 

But in Britain, where a group of religious fanatics is threatening to boycott Tesco the large supermarket chain.

For running this seasonal ad.

Samantha Bee on the Homophobic Pervert Roy Moore

As I'm sure you know, Roy Moore is a disgusting creature, more hog than human, for many reasons. 

He's a dirty old man who had to be banned from a mall so he couldn't harass young teenage girls.

He's a religious fanatic, who makes a mockery out of the Christian religion.

But the worst thing about him is his monstrous homophobia.

Saturday, November 18, 2017

Andrew Scheer and the Fatal Rebel Connection

As we now know, Hamish Marshall, the Con's new campaign manager who used to work at The Rebel, has been desperately trying to change Andrew Scheer's image.

From Dr Schmear and Mr Schmeagol, depending on the phase of the moon, to Mr Nice Guy, or Mr Average Canadian.

But it's not easy, and it's not working.

Not when that low budget YouTube reminded many Canadians of a scary David Lynch movie.

Friday, November 17, 2017

The Real Reason For Andrew Scheer's Weird Ad

I knew the Cons were worried. 

I didn't believe them when they said that weird ad, half Forrest Gump and half serial killer, was to introduce Andrew Scheer to Canadians.

When he has been around for thirteen years, and the Con media has given him all the page time or air time he wanted recently, to attack the Trudeau government.

As only Schmeagol can.

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Is Andrew Scheer the New Jason Kenney?

When we last left Andrew Scheer he was walking through a quiet suburb looking like a dazed Forrest Gump, or a weirdo trying to pick up women.

And now we know what the ad produced by his new Mini-Me, Hamish Marshall, the nasty little man who used to work for the hate mongering Rebel, is supposed to do.

Introduce him to Canadians.

"Millions of Canadians don't know Andrew – and we need to change that," Marshall said in a pitch to party members in which he lauded Scheer as a "devoted father of five" who is "true to his conservative principles, in politics and out."

Even though he has been in Parliament for THIRTEEN years. 


But here's what I really don't understand.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Rick Mercer on Jason Kenney's Cowardly War on Children

As I'm sure you know, the bloated bigot Jason Kenney is waging war on LGBT children. Again.

Claiming that his opposition to Alberta's Bill 24, that is designed to protect gay kids who wish to join a Gay-Straight Alliance, doesn't mean he wants to out them to their parents. 

Who could hurt them, or throw them into the street as so many parents do. Or even kill them.

But like everything that self loathing closet queen says or does, his words mean nothing.

And as Rick Mercer says, Kenney should be picking on somebody his own size.

Justin Trudeau and the Con Media Losers

It's now been more than four days since Justin Trudeau missed a meeting of APEC leaders, and our Con media went ballistic.

Claiming he'd sabotaged a trade deal, and that all the other leaders were furious, and that Canada's reputation was RUINED!!!!

And nobody was more outraged than the pompous hack from the National Post Andrew Coyne.

Who fired off so many angry tweets his fingers must have been bleeding.

But while the other Con media stooges finally realized that Trudeau was simply sticking up for our country, and rejecting a bad deal.

And crawled away with their furry tails between their legs.

Coyne simply couldn't accept that he had jumped the gun, and made a fool out of himself...

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Andrew Scheer's Monstrous New Ad Campaign

I knew that it wouldn't be long before Hamish Marshall, who once worked for Ezra Levant's hate mongering rag The Rebel, would start telling Andrew Scheer what to do.

In his new role as the Con's election campaign manager. 

The one who is supposed to help Scheer become Prime Minister, after having managed his winning leadership campaign.

I also knew that Marshall would start by trying to soften Schmear's image which has been damaged by weeks of screaming at Justin Trudeau.

Roy Moore and the Religious Perverts

I can't imagine a more satisfying situation, or justice more divine.

Roy Moore, the homophobic bigot who likes to portray himself as a God's gift to America, now being accused of being a pervert who liked to go after VERY young women.

Moore, who is running for a Senate seat in Alabama, is still claiming he kept his "gun" in his pants. 

But with every passing day the evidence against him becomes more overwhelming.